She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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