Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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