yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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