she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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