OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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