My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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