It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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