why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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