Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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