so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
