yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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