I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
