You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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