girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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