No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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