that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
