But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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