you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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