Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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