Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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