But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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