The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
