Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Randomize
