it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
