Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i need some magic done to my vagina
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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