if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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