Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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