Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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