Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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