Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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