So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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