we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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