I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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