maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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