i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Randomize