Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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