omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
