don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dignity is for republicans.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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