Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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