their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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