wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
