Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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