in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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