Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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