i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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