I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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