We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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