Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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