when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
