so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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